TEXAS? WHY TEXAS?

I lived in Colorado for 13 years of my life.  I love cold and snow.  Then I moved to Texas.  The truth is the people here are great.  I have great friends and the church I'm at is amazing.  But the fact of the matter is....  The weather SUCKS :p  I spent a few weeks in northern Texas and they broke the last heat record.  Did I say broke?  I mean shattered.  115 to 127.  HOTTTT  And I worked 12 Hours that day.  NOT FUN.  And now at my own home the weather has been 105-115 everyday for the past few weeks.  I don't like.  Give me -5 degree weather over this any day.  :P